My name is Ben.

I'm kind of a big deal. You probably read about me in the papers. I've done a lot of things. That's why I'm a big deal.

You could say I'm "Big Ben." Hahaha ho hmmm, I HATE MYSELF!

Here I tend to just write and not really care if you know what I'm talking about. Sometimes I'm funny, sometimes I'm really depressing. This place is my own little spot of vulnerability.

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14th July 2009

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Do you ever read a murder story, and become really grateful for the things in your life?

I just did that.

It’s bad food for the mind when you’re trying to write a god damn comedy sketch.

So, I guess I’m saying pretend murder is a work of fiction if you’re trying to be funny for something else.

Back to work.